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GOLF - Truisms
December 22, 2004
  1. If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
  2. The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental.
  3. Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually
    the beginning of the next group of three.
  4. When you look up and cause an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again.
  5. Any change works for a maximum of three holes and a minimum of not
    at all.
  6. No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play
  7. Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind
    during your swing.
  8. When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either
    hit one more club or two more balls.
  9. If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green while the foursome
    ahead of you is still putting out, you have two options: you can immediately shank a lay-up, or you can wait until the green is clear and top a ball halfway there.
  10. The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.
  11. The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of the one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all your errors.
  12. If it ain't broke, try changing your grip.
  13. Golfers, who claim they don't cheat, lie.
  14. Everyone replaces his divot after a perfect approach shot.
  15. A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent's luck.
  16. It's surprisingly easy to hole a 50-foot putt when you lie 10.
  17. Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is
    like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut.
  18. Nonchalant putts count the same as 'chalant' putts.
  19. It's not a gimme if you're still away.
  20. The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the centre of a very large tree.
  21. There are two kinds of bounces: unfair bounces, and bounces just
    the way you meant to play it.
  22. You can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time, and a 2-inch branch
    90% of the time.
  23. Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two
    triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.
  24. If you want to hit a 7-iron as far as Tiger Woods does, simply try to
    lay up just short of a water hazard.
  25. To calculate the speed of a player's downswing, multiply the speed of his back swing by his handicap. Example: back swing 30 mph, handicap 20, downswing 600mph.
  26. There are two things you can learn by stopping your back swing at
    the top and checking the position of your hands: how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove.
  27. Hazards attract; fairways repel.
  28. You can put "draw" on the ball, you can put "fade" on the ball, but no golfer can put "straight" on the ball.
  29. A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.
  30. If there is a ball in the fringe and a ball in the bunker, your ball is
    in the bunker.
  31. If both balls are in the bunker, yours is in the footprint.
  32. Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it.
  33. Every shot pleases someone.

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